If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.
I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
This is the best thing I’ve seen on Tumblr today.
I love when I can’t do my job because there isn’t enough machines and then get blamed for that as well.
Slang: Victorian English
From now on, I am only saying ‘bitch the pot’ when I’m having tea.
Photos by Kilian Schönberger